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ALLAN LADNER...

 

Friend, Teacher... TERRORIST!

No, you ARE reading that correctly.
That's right. Your beloved, and somewhat innocent seeming professor will not be returning to Mohawk College after the break as he is now, the leader of a Terrorist cell situated in the province of Kandahar, Afghanistan.
After taking a pie to the face during the viewing of Mohawk's third-year productions, he finally finally lost his marbles. Leaving family and friends behind, he sent us this photograph with a letter attached simply stating,
"If you won't respect ME, well. you best spect' this R.P.G.!!!".
...He will be missed.

Furthermore, Ronald Binns has officially been taken into custody when police intercepted a letter from Ronald to Allan, containing the blueprints of Mohawk's Communications Media Department.
Equipment Room Goons, Craig and Mark, have been temporarily left in charge of the department.

While soldiers search tirelessly for Mr. Ladner in Afghanistan, we in Hamilton await his return, wondering if it will be in a body bag? ...or with 2 Tonnes of TNT strapped to his chest.


Kyle MacGowan
Investigative Reporter
The Satellite

Ron Spotted at Random Night Club!

Has Ron become some super Guiedo swinger??

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Eric. T

AVID For Sale

This just in, AL is now selling copies of AVID for 100$ a piece or 10 packs of skittles and a new toothbrush! Get em while they last

Another reason why Avid made me sad. I came in for extra help one day and instead of Al, this is what greeted me when I entered the Avid room. In case you cannot read it, it says "GONE DRINKIN WITH RON, SORRY BUD" I haven't filled out those prof feedbacks but I certainly have some feedback now! I guess getting sauced with Ron is more important than helping out students.........Nice.

O'Keefe

assaults and illegal dvd operations

Hello fellow bloggers,

Due to my hectic schedule and laziness, the laziness more so than anything else, I have observed and been a victim, yes a victim of the goings on of Al and Ron. Here are some startling revelations about our dear profs Ron and Al.

They are involved in an apparent underground illegal dvd copying operation. I overheard them discussing this and it seemed like Al wanted no part of it but Ron persisted and it seems they have gone ahead with these plans.

Whenever Ron has something to do, its slightly odd that he requires Al's permission to do it. Hmmm

Ron has frequently expressed his love for Al. Funny part is that I have never heard Al return the love. Ouch.

The name bastard is tossed between them with such frequency, it puzzles me how they are friends and maintain a proper working relationship.

Finally, I was assaulted by Al. After asking a question about Avid, Al proceeded to scrunch up a paper ball and threw it at my head causing physical and emotional damage. I am currently seeking legal action and informed Al. He then informed me he was seeking to counter sue me for mental damage done to him by having me in his class this past semester. It's safe to say I will not miss Avid.


posted under emotional distress,


Andrew O'Keefe

Locked Out Again

Just another day for Al Ladner at Mohawk College, where Al forgets his keys inside his car...once again.... Better leave CAA on speed dial AL.

By: Ryan A

Hidden Final Cut lover?

I was working on my avid assignment in class, I went over to ask Al for some help and saw this as his wallpaper background on his computer. Mmmm....


By: Ryan A