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C. Shearer
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder...
It is no secret in the media department that there is a "special" relationship between Ron Binns and Al Ladner. But over the last few weeks it seems that both Ron and Al are missing each other a little more than usual. I guess the over-whelming stresses of marking constant second year EFP projects, Avid projects and graphics is starting to take a hard toll on their dwindling relationship.
Does it become a sad thing when Ron and Al are constantly looking for each other? Asking other people were the other is? And leaving with a disappointment in their face; which only comes from the loneliness that they are feeling from the distance between them.
This blogger hopes for the best for them. Since reading week just ended a new countdown begins for the winter break to begin. And I know that it's not only students waiting for this break to come, I'm sure Ron and Al already have plans awaiting for them during the month off. (Maybe a romantic trip up to Ron's cottage?!!)
I'll be sure to keep a very close eye & ear on the lastest gossip to be circuiting the halls of the media department.
C. Shearer
Does it become a sad thing when Ron and Al are constantly looking for each other? Asking other people were the other is? And leaving with a disappointment in their face; which only comes from the loneliness that they are feeling from the distance between them.
This blogger hopes for the best for them. Since reading week just ended a new countdown begins for the winter break to begin. And I know that it's not only students waiting for this break to come, I'm sure Ron and Al already have plans awaiting for them during the month off. (Maybe a romantic trip up to Ron's cottage?!!)
I'll be sure to keep a very close eye & ear on the lastest gossip to be circuiting the halls of the media department.
C. Shearer
Friday, October 22, 2010
No Jail Time for Al Ladner as Judge Orders Him Back to Rehab
A toronto judge ordered troubled professor Al Ladner back to rehab until January of 2011 in lieu of sending him back to jail for failing a mandatory drug test last month. The judge acknowledged that Ladner, 50'ish, has been in-and-out of court and rehab since a pair of high-profile arrests in 2007. He told the professor that he would not be manipulated by him, but was giving him a final chance to stay clean before adding that he would face jail time if he relapsed again.
-AP
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Ron gets Jealous!!!!
Posted yet again by Gregory Bain.
AL Wins best supporting actor award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sir Gregory Bain.
Trouble in Paradise!!!!
We all know on Saturday mornings Al and Ron go grocery shopping together, that's no secret. But today i was driving on the QEW, and i saw Sir Al Ladner crying his little heart out in the passenger seat of Ron's Lambo. It was reported by another source that Ronald Binns was listening to his Best of the Beach Boys album in his car on his A-Track player, and Al wanted to put on the new Back Street Boys cd, but Ron wasn't having it. So Ron straight up back handed Al right in the face. So it's safe to say Al remained silent for the rest of the ride.
Blogged from my Lazy Boy, by Gregory Bain
Al proposes to Ron, Congrats guys!!!!!
It was rumored that yesterday Al proposed to Ron in the hallways......... about getting new chairs in the teachers lounge, what did you think i meant........ Oh get your minds out of the gutter.
Posted from the guy that hates Justin Bieber more than anybody Gregory Bain.
Posted from the guy that hates Justin Bieber more than anybody Gregory Bain.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Mystery Solved
Ronald (Ron) Binns solves the mystery of the lochness monster.
Publishes book.
Proud author poses for picture.
................
book flopped.
But what did society think?
The Loch Ness Mystery Solved? I doubt it somehow. I am neither a firm believer or a sceptic, am open-minded about whether the monster does or doesn't exist. Unfortunately 'open-minded' is evidently not in Binns dictionary.
Incidentally, does this book have one author or two? Ronald(Ron) Binns is the only author according to the cover, spine and blurb, but inside it says the book is by 'Ronald(Ron) Binns with A.Ladner. In the acknowledgements section it says 'WE would particularly like to thank...'. Is that the royal 'we'? A.Ladner is in the acknowledgements section as being the owner of Plates 15(f), 17 and 18. 'Al other photographs by the author'. Hmm.
The book itself is the biggest collection of hot air I've ever come across. Facts are deliberately ommited, there is much that is speculative and often downright dishonest, there are obnoxious remarks made about certain people and the views on dinosaurs were out-dated when this book was originally published.
It states that Ronald(Ron) Binns himself was once a monster hunter. Presumably he wasn't successful and adopted the arrogant 'if I can't find it then it can't be there' attitude. This book certainly reeks of sour grapes.
In my opinion overall Binns' so-called analysis isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
-A Student
(BV)
Publishes book.
................
book flopped.
But what did society think?
The Loch Ness Mystery Solved? I doubt it somehow. I am neither a firm believer or a sceptic, am open-minded about whether the monster does or doesn't exist. Unfortunately 'open-minded' is evidently not in Binns dictionary.
Incidentally, does this book have one author or two? Ronald(Ron) Binns is the only author according to the cover, spine and blurb, but inside it says the book is by 'Ronald(Ron) Binns with A.Ladner. In the acknowledgements section it says 'WE would particularly like to thank...'. Is that the royal 'we'? A.Ladner is in the acknowledgements section as being the owner of Plates 15(f), 17 and 18. 'Al other photographs by the author'. Hmm.
The book itself is the biggest collection of hot air I've ever come across. Facts are deliberately ommited, there is much that is speculative and often downright dishonest, there are obnoxious remarks made about certain people and the views on dinosaurs were out-dated when this book was originally published.
It states that Ronald(Ron) Binns himself was once a monster hunter. Presumably he wasn't successful and adopted the arrogant 'if I can't find it then it can't be there' attitude. This book certainly reeks of sour grapes.
In my opinion overall Binns' so-called analysis isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
-A Student
(BV)
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Or is it...
The secret life of Ron and Al they say..... or is it the secret life of Ronnie and Alice?
Two teachers at Mohawk College known and loved as Ron(Ronald) Binns, and Al(Allen) Ladner to all family, friends and collegues, are more commonly recognized as Ron alias Veronica or Ronnie, and Alice to all co-workers at "Boobie Bungalow" an exotic gentleman's club that specializes in exotic dancing and stripteze.
Owned and operated by "Big" Jim Renders, Boobie Bungalow has given these two cougars the opportunity to charm their way through life, and they have been doing so...for many years now. Ravishing Ronnie (Ron) is known far and wide for her deliciously slender bod, and her tantalizingly exotic routines. She is known by all regulars to "Shake a bootie, and a boobie". Yes, you heard correctly. Boobie. As in one.
When Ronnie was around the age of 45, she was just getting into the stripper scene. Having done well for herself at "Vintage Vaginas" Ronnie decided to let her ego get the best of her and challenged Alice aka Al(current main act at the time), to a contest known as "My Voluptuous Chest is by far the Best". In this particular competition each contestant must choose one breast to place into a vice, and each vice is tightened slowly to see who can withstand the most tightening. Ronnie won....I needn't say anymore.
Regardless, ever since that fateful boob losing day, Ronnie(Ron), and Alice(Al) have been close close friends. Well technically Alice has been more of Ronnie's bitch feeling eternally guilty for her breast breaking experience, but still, she tends to her every whim, need, care...desire.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
So don't be fooled when you see Ron AKA Ravishing Ronnie walking down the hall, her solo bosom bound tightly to her sexy chest, depressingly hidden by layers of unecessary clothes. Or when you see Al alias Alice, her short men's wig covering her luscious silver locks, a seductive smile playing coyly on her lips.
Neither are who they say they are. So stay alert. And we'll discover together why two such esteemed "gentlemen" are trying to fool us so cruelly.
Two teachers at Mohawk College known and loved as Ron(Ronald) Binns, and Al(Allen) Ladner to all family, friends and collegues, are more commonly recognized as Ron alias Veronica or Ronnie, and Alice to all co-workers at "Boobie Bungalow" an exotic gentleman's club that specializes in exotic dancing and stripteze.
Owned and operated by "Big" Jim Renders, Boobie Bungalow has given these two cougars the opportunity to charm their way through life, and they have been doing so...for many years now. Ravishing Ronnie (Ron) is known far and wide for her deliciously slender bod, and her tantalizingly exotic routines. She is known by all regulars to "Shake a bootie, and a boobie". Yes, you heard correctly. Boobie. As in one.
When Ronnie was around the age of 45, she was just getting into the stripper scene. Having done well for herself at "Vintage Vaginas" Ronnie decided to let her ego get the best of her and challenged Alice aka Al(current main act at the time), to a contest known as "My Voluptuous Chest is by far the Best". In this particular competition each contestant must choose one breast to place into a vice, and each vice is tightened slowly to see who can withstand the most tightening. Ronnie won....I needn't say anymore.
Regardless, ever since that fateful boob losing day, Ronnie(Ron), and Alice(Al) have been close close friends. Well technically Alice has been more of Ronnie's bitch feeling eternally guilty for her breast breaking experience, but still, she tends to her every whim, need, care...desire.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
So don't be fooled when you see Ron AKA Ravishing Ronnie walking down the hall, her solo bosom bound tightly to her sexy chest, depressingly hidden by layers of unecessary clothes. Or when you see Al alias Alice, her short men's wig covering her luscious silver locks, a seductive smile playing coyly on her lips.
Neither are who they say they are. So stay alert. And we'll discover together why two such esteemed "gentlemen" are trying to fool us so cruelly.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The Story of WarBinn The Unstoppable!
Once apon a time, during a second year Avid Class. Ron Binns assigned a project to remake the War of the Worlds movie trailer. My editing Partner and I decided to call our editing Bin, Warbinn, since it contained all of the War of the Worlds clips. This is where Ron's battle name was discouvered. He is the Mohawk Broadcasting Version of Batman, but known as WarBinn The Unstoppable!
Carrying two Florecent lights on his back to use as swords, along with a frezzie light to shoot beams of light to blind his victims in battle. But! one wonders, maybe he truly is WarBinn, maybe the main reason why there is an assignment to edit a War of the Worlds trailer is a sign to broadcasting students that he is a vigilanty. Which would explain why he was quite determined about us to name our Binns, and hoping one student would figure out the puzzle and name his/her binn, warbinn. You ever wonder why you see Ron walking in and out of the studio, where does he go? Possibly goes out to attend Warbinn business, and why does he always just sit in his office for hours on end? Maybe researching on possible enemies!
I also have a theory that Al is possibly his sidekick, you ever notice that they are quite chummy with eachother, it's almost like a Batman and Robin relationship. If so, I would assume Al's vigilanty name would be, The Alinator!
Written by Eric.T
Carrying two Florecent lights on his back to use as swords, along with a frezzie light to shoot beams of light to blind his victims in battle. But! one wonders, maybe he truly is WarBinn, maybe the main reason why there is an assignment to edit a War of the Worlds trailer is a sign to broadcasting students that he is a vigilanty. Which would explain why he was quite determined about us to name our Binns, and hoping one student would figure out the puzzle and name his/her binn, warbinn. You ever wonder why you see Ron walking in and out of the studio, where does he go? Possibly goes out to attend Warbinn business, and why does he always just sit in his office for hours on end? Maybe researching on possible enemies!
I also have a theory that Al is possibly his sidekick, you ever notice that they are quite chummy with eachother, it's almost like a Batman and Robin relationship. If so, I would assume Al's vigilanty name would be, The Alinator!
Written by Eric.T
Spotted:
Ron bought Al a coffee, sources said he slipped a little pill into the cup. Neither have been seen for hours.
- nicole.g
- nicole.g
Ron's secret departure from the department
Where is Ron headed??
Local Reports Say to have a "drink"
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