Or is it...

The secret life of Ron and Al they say..... or is it the secret life of Ronnie and Alice?

Two teachers at Mohawk College known and loved as Ron(Ronald) Binns, and Al(Allen) Ladner to all family, friends and collegues, are more commonly recognized as Ron alias Veronica or Ronnie, and Alice to all co-workers at "Boobie Bungalow" an exotic gentleman's club that specializes in exotic dancing and stripteze. 

Owned and operated by "Big" Jim Renders, Boobie Bungalow has given these two cougars the opportunity to charm their way through life, and they have been doing so...for many years now. Ravishing Ronnie (Ron) is known far and wide for her deliciously slender bod, and her tantalizingly exotic routines.  She is known by all regulars to "Shake a bootie, and a boobie".  Yes, you heard correctly.  Boobie.  As in one. 

When Ronnie was around the age of 45, she was just getting into the stripper scene.  Having done well for herself at "Vintage Vaginas" Ronnie decided to let her ego get the best of her and challenged Alice aka Al(current main act at the time), to a contest known as "My Voluptuous Chest is by far the Best".  In this particular competition each contestant must choose one breast to place into a vice, and each vice is tightened slowly to see who can withstand the most tightening.  Ronnie won....I needn't say anymore.

Regardless, ever since that fateful boob losing day, Ronnie(Ron), and Alice(Al) have been close close friends.  Well technically Alice has been more of Ronnie's bitch feeling eternally guilty for her breast breaking experience, but still, she tends to her every whim, need, care...desire.

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

So don't be fooled when you see Ron AKA Ravishing Ronnie walking down the hall, her solo bosom bound tightly to her sexy chest, depressingly hidden by layers of unecessary clothes.  Or when you see Al alias Alice, her short men's wig covering her luscious silver locks, a seductive smile playing coyly on her lips.

Neither are who they say they are.  So stay alert. And we'll discover together why two such esteemed "gentlemen" are trying to fool us so cruelly.